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All quiet on the Xmas Front?

 

It was there in black and white: “We really believe in this album,” insists Cornwell.

“It’s the best thing The Stranglers have ever done.”

Gary Kent muses the album that almost was.

 

 

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T’S TEN DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS. Just look at the faces of the oncoming commuters - cloaked in gloom, choked with work, filled with doom. Enemy attempts to jam my pathway are futile as I make sure the endless City bound stampede scuff into my strategically placed shoulder-height Adidas sports bag. They think I’m going the wrong way. I am - home. I escape towards the light and leave a peppered trail of ‘tut-tuts’ in the drab underpass. Fuck ‘em. Unphased, I unclench a sweaty fist of pennies for Ray the paper man in return for the New Musical Express. Folding John Lydon’s face in two, I head back to an empty house and a turntable.

 

I love bunking off from school. What fifteen year old doesn’t? Back home, heating on, both bars. Bag under bed, hi-fi whacked up, blaring out, loud as I like. Doing what I want. The darkest side of Black And White spins at thirty-three and a third revs as I peel off my regulation white Henry Taylor shirt and blue Renvoize tie. I mess up my hair and suddenly I’m JJ once more. The cream anaglypta walls ignite with the warmth of the Battersea gig, with chemistry rekindled as soon as ‘Curfew’ comes on. I’ve got withdrawals… When’s the next tour? When’s the next single? When’s the next album..?

 

I spread out the NME and examine with forensic detail anything faintly Stranglers and filter out everything prog-rock, Bob Dylan and Boney M. Such conscientious study time wouldn’t have gone amiss in double Physics, Maths, double English, History, Chemistry and R.I. had I bothered to stay beyond registration. “The Cure are to play in the capital, so too are The Clash… Peter Gabriel wants to play with Tom Robinson... Queen want to play on Centre Court... Quo want to play the UK... Kenny Jones wants to play with The Who…” But what’s this on page 15? I blink. I’m blurry-eyed. I blink again. It’s still there. The Stranglers new album… and controversy… Eastern Front??? Black And White’s successor… but is it true what they say?

 

 

“We really believe in this album,” insists Cornwell. “We honestly believe that it’s the best thing The Stranglers have ever done.… the LP has just been completed and The Stranglers want United Artists to release it as soon as is humanly possibly, and above all in time for Christmas… UA have informed Stranglers’ manager Ian Grant that ‘in our expert opinion as a major record company it is not feasible, viable or desirable to release this LP at this particular point in time if we are going to be able to maximise the ongoing commercial of the property concerned.”

 

My heart races as I absorb the prose, eyes darting manically between mysterious new song titles: “The track playing is Jean Jacques Burnel’s impassioned ‘Fuck My Old Boots’: “Whip some skull on me, you reactionary old dumper,” howls Burnel over wiry, vicious bass lines and Dave Greenfield’s manically-spiralling organ phrases. Coming straight in via a jarring segue from Cornwell’s startling interpretation of Bacharach and David’s ‘Alfie’, it is one of the most brutally effective moments in the band’s recorded history. So which tracks are actually the contentious ones? Is it ‘MiG’, Burnel’s gut-wrenching warnings of Soviet military intentions in Eastern Europe? Or ‘Two Balls Are Better Than One (Any Day)’, a piece calculated to infuriate any self-respecting male feminist? Or is it the admittedly controversial ‘Only Faggots Hate The Sight Of Blood’?”

 

“It certainly isn’t any of these tracks,” retorts Cornwell. “UA loved those. They said they were the purest expression of our art we’d ever bloody recorded. No, the real reason is that Jean Jacques is going to beat the living stools out of those miserable liberal bastards when he gets back from his karate course what they don’t realise we’ve got to get this album out in the next ten days. There are two Christmas tracks on it which will be obsolescent by the Spring – which is when they want to put the thing out.”

 

How’s Burnel doing on his course, we enquired, parenthetically.

 

“Oh, alright. Except he was a bit under the weather last time I spoke to him,” admits Cornwell. “He was apparently about to bite the head off a live chicken – it was part of his Pink Belt exam – when it bit him first. Just below the eye.”

 

“The Christmas tracks in question were both over on the second side of ‘Eastern Front’, so we played them next. ‘No More Santa’ draws arresting parallels between the assassination of Salvador Allende and the Nativity. “Let My Reindeer Be My Weapon And My Statement” is the motif of ‘Jingle Balls’, an eerie chant accompanied only by an effects tape of exploding Japanese carrier planes – transformed Moroder-fashion, into an attractive light disco beat.”

 

“It’s our only compromise with disco so far,” admits a shame-faced Cornwell. “…It’s a really good album – far better than boring, monotonous, simplistic load of half-baked sexist crap we released last time.”

 

I grab the page and lie back, fired up and incredulous. I was taken in by it. Weren’t you?

 

SO, EASTERN FRONT was a fake and the article, a spoof. Why? Was it to ‘top-up’ The Stranglers controversy-o-meter? Don’t forget what a mischievous and provocative band they were: earlier that year, they fought Greater London Council to play Battersea, and then brought on a troop of strippers onstage to outrage the status quo; at the recording of BBC TV’s Rock Goes To College, they stormed off following a row over ticket allocations; they enraged Stateside record company moguls who planned an amalgam LP of Rattus and Heroes by telegramming a typical ‘hands across the ocean’ goodwill caption, reading: “Get fucked, love, The Stranglers.”

 

Bogus it was. It may not be quite on par with the hoax of the Loch Ness Monster, the Hitler Diaries, or the Shroud of Turin. Nor was it so much the Great Elmyra, more Banksy perhaps? Incidentally, it was the Great Elmyra who took his own life two years ago almost to the day. But this cunning piss-take allowed The Stranglers to revel once more in some outrage and rebellion without even lifting a finger. It smacks of a publicist or journalist, especially since, several clued-up references sit neatly within the text. Cited are: Walk On By’s famous song writing pair, Bacharach and David; a Stranglers cover version in the shape of ‘Alfie’, however dubious-sounding; and familiar record company friction all pointing to recurrent themes of the band. Even the titular ‘Eastern Front’ is swiped from Black And White’s ‘Sweden (All Quiet On The Eastern Front)’ – itself once mooted for a single release. Not forgetting the ‘weapon and my statement’ line from Death And Night And Blood; manager Ian Grant; and last but not least, the Finchley Boys… It’s someone who knows The Stranglers. Furthermore, JJ had returned from Japan where he studied for his Black Belt, followed by an early December weekend session at Eden to lay down new tune Two Sunspots – yet another single never to see the light of day. So, like all good falsehoods, it was actually based on fact.

 

Compounding all this, NME the week previous published this: “The Stranglers, who have been keeping a low profile since their bust-up with students after walking out of a gig at Guildford Surrey University, have announced major plans for the first half of the year – including two albums, a new single, overseas tours and British dates. The latest single – recorded last weekend, and co-produced by Martin Rushent and the band themselves – is a brand new song, not taken from any previous album, and is set for late January release.

 

In truth, The Stranglers required more than a phoney festive half-page - they needed to pull a trick out of Santa’s sack: momentum had waned in the light of punk and new wave’s demise, bands were splitting and the knives were out for The Stranglers. A single was the cure. Instead, the Two Sunspots session became the catalyst for producer Rushent’s exit: he disliked the changing direction of the band as they worked on the b-side, ‘Meninblack’. The proposed late January single idea was ditched, leaving a void in vinyl offerings: it was to be a half-year hiatus from August’s ‘Walk On By’ until February 1979’s ‘Live (X-Cert)’. Live albums were such a rare commodity in the late 70’s, and so the mix of the capital’s Roundhouse and Battersea gigs should have got the juices going. Instead, many fans thought it was rushed and scrappy. Hugh referred to the album as “the end of an era,” which it was in a way, but it just sounded ominous. JJ told fans not to buy it, adding “it’s an inferior product,” while plans to release a live single, or maybe an EP were scuppered.

 

Even the most ardent fan began to question whether a wheel had come off The Stranglers’ wagon, especially with the news of solo projects from the two front men. But when Duchess came out that August, suddenly the world seemed a better place. I bounced up to the counter at Small Wonder Records where I still clearly envisage the look of distain on hippie Pete Stennet’s face when I asked for Duchess.

 

“You don’t want that, do you? It’s shit.”
“Can you play it?”
“Why? It’s shit.”
 

Actually Pete, The Stranglers pulled it off more like! Advertised as their first single in over a year, and thanks to a newer commercial sound, it made No. 14 in the UK charts and Top of the Pops. The shelved Two Sunspots failed to make The Raven, instead finding it’s way onto the next album, whereas ‘Meninblack’ left a trail to a future black hole. Perhaps it was no coincidence to now discover a double-page spread on disco-producer Giorgio Moroder and his Bavarian studio complex just a few pages on from the Eastern Front hoax? Fake author M.A. Choman must have been inspired, but what came first - the art or the article? A Serge Clerc ‘google’ links to Eiffel Tower gaffer-tape JJ victim Phil Manoeuvre. Perhaps he was the author?

 

Still no nearer the truth, an email arrives from Belinda, a Stranglers fan and authority on Clerc’s work. She verifies the authenticity of the sleeve design: “The drawing is definitely by Serge Clerc. He is very well known for his drawings of 1980's pop artists like Blondie, Comateens and Joe Jackson. Both Serge Clerc and Yves Chaland have made imaginary records and comic albums which created quite some confusion amongst collectors.”

 

Oh, really?!

 

 

 

 

Is it a dog?

 

Stuart Bolton gets to the bottom

of Hugh’s top.

 

 

HUGH’S STRIKING T-SHIRT DESIGN - what’s that all about? Last worn in the late 70s, most famously at 1978’s Black And White-era photo-shoot. More recently it appeared on the front cover to Hugh’s book, ‘Song By Song’.

 

But it was his ‘A Multitude of Sins’ where he referred to it directly; “I started to find great images to put onto T-shirts …. one of a wolf bearing its fangs with some bloodhound missiles in the background.”

 

Hugh may appear a little unacquainted with its origin, but I can reveal the precise source of the canine image. It’s taken from a picture by Norwich artist Colin Self, titled ‘Guard Dog on a Missile Base, No.1.’

 

Self came to prominence with the Pop Art scene of the 1960s. He is now recognised as an important and innovative artist from the decade of supposed free love. He first attended Norwich School of Art and then Slade School of Fine Art where David Hockney and Peter Blake first came in contact with his work before becoming collectors. Self’s engagement with the threat of nuclear war gave his work a political edge that made it stand out from the Pop Art mainstream. At the time Norfolk would have apparently been one of the prime targets for a nuclear attack (don’t ask me why!), and this resonates in Self’s art. In fact, he was one of only a few British artists to look at the horrors of the Cold War and the nuclear threat. “It turned my guts and floored me, destroyed my sensibility and understanding of the world,” he explained. Another defining image, ‘Nuclear Victim’ is on permanent display at the Imperial War Museum.

 

‘Guard Dog…’ was drawn in 1965, and purchased by the Tate in 1974. Its monochrome design was a fittingly stark image for the album’s Black And White period, particularly given some of the LP’s content, particularly on the Black side: opening track ‘Curfew’ paints a horrific picture of the Cold War becoming reality, while closing number ‘Enough Time’ meddles in the fall-out of a nuclear war. So, Stranglerphiles - the next time you pick up ‘Song By Song’ - or spot another picture of Hugh in this T-shirt – or indeed, dig out Black And White… spare a thought for the originator of the canine design… and show some ‘Self’ respect!

 

ROUND: Burning Up Times geometric collage featuring the shirt.

BOUND: Hugh on the front cover of Song By Song.

HOUND: Colin Self’s Guard Dog.

 

Not read it? Issue One, The Burning Up Times HERE

 

 

 

BLOW JOB!

How Walk On By and a cult 60’s film took Gary Kent

 to a park in southeast London

 

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HE STRANGLERS knew a delicious slice of 60’s music when they heard it: they did their own mind-blowing version of the Dionne Warwick classic Walk On By – and it’s still a hit in the present day live sets of both The Stranglers and Hugh.

Originally part of the Guildford Stranglers pre-fame repertoire of the mid-70s, The Stranglers finally laid down Bacharach and David’s bittersweet symphony during the Black And White sessions at TW Studios in March 1978. Following on from Nice ‘n’ Sleazy, Walk On By became the bands seventh 7” single, reaching a creditable 21 in the UK charts that August -  quite an achievement considering three months before, 75,000 copies were given away gratis with the album!

 

Unsurprisingly, the much-lamented and foremost DJ of the day John Peel was the first to spin it one night in May, giving us a tantalising prequel of to the groundbreaking  third album. And what a night it was! From the other side of London, this 15-year old boy secretly tuned in under candlewick bedcovers, where Walk On By brimmed with  Dave’s fantasticly wicked keyboard wizardry: he almost made the Hammond talk - in tongues, naturally. Each arpeggio run transmitted icy shivers up my backbone, and in just under six and a half minutes, I was utterly and thoroughly hypnotised, mesmerised…. blown away.  My mind was awash with the riffing fluency, not to mention Hugh’s scratchy Telecaster ripping through the track like a buzz saw through balsa.  Throbbing and pulsatile throughout, JJ’s pernicious Precision chivvied and chased Jet’s freeform, no frills, drum filling.  It was an unforgettable experience.

 

Walk On By was their calling card, their hallmark signature noise of the bestest band in the land.  But the cheek of it all - mauling up an old rave from the grave, right on the crest of the post New Wave nuance: it was light years ahead of Whitney’s favourite aunt’s hit of 1964. The way Hugh mangles the vocal track, his atonal, laconic timbre never sounded this threatening, menacing, and nonchalantly splenetic – and this was a fucking love song! Brooding yet ballsy, Hugh’s acidic vocal quirk is glued down with Dave’s anodyne backing harmonies. But just before the gorgeous instrumental passages kick off, Hugh suddenly lands his leading line on the vocal track:    

“…Just going for a stroll in the trees.”

 

I often wondered why Hugh sung that – it wasn’t in the original. But here it is, right before the lysergic solos swallow him up.  It’s only now I think I might know. On the day it was decided on an accompanying promotional video, film buff Hugh was the one who jumped at the chance make it, and where it all starts to unfold. In 2005, Hugh told me: “I based it on the film Blow Up, which is one of my favourite pieces of cinema... It’s very eerie.”

 

Hugh’s photographer friend Chris Gabrin helped direct it using low budget Super-8. “He took our very first photo on a record sleeve – Get A Grip... For the Walk On By video we used the exact same location they used for Blow Up – a park in southeast London.” For the shoot they got a Dionne Warwick lookalike to accompany larger-than-life jazzman George Melly for the walk through the trees of Maryon Park in Charlton in 1978 -  and for the record sleeve:  “That’s because we couldn’t get the real Dionne Warwick!”  Meanwhile, mouth-organist and Southend jail-bird Lew Lewis leaps around serenading the couple. Melly and Lewis also appear on the jazzy tongue in cheek B-side, Old Codger.

 

Reminiscent of McCartney zooming off to Paris on his own to shoot Fool On The Hill,  I wonder how Hugh gained almost full cinematic rein – in the light of the band’s Four Musketeers democracy within. They evenly split song writing credits into four, irrespective of who writes the songs.  But the year before, JJ posed for John Pasche for the front cover of No More Heroes – on his own on top of Trotsky’s tomb. The band rejected it and a red wreath was chosen in its place.

 

 

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LOW UP was shot in London by Italian film maker Michelangelo Antonioni in 1966. In the world of cinema, where the use of the words ‘cult movie’ can sometimes be overused, Blow Up really does deserve its mantle. When Mike Myers needed a photographer for his Austin Powers pastiche, he borrowed an ample piece of Blow Up’s main character, Thomas.  Antonioni selected the youthful and handsome David Hemmings for Thomas, a successful and thoroughly arrogant fashion photographer, in ‘Swinging 60’s London’.

 

Antonioni dabbles with our minds, messes with our perception – much in the way our poor affluent photographer Thomas finds himself transported. One afternoon, away from snapping at future Twiggys and Shrimps, he ends up with his trusty Nikon in the obscure, secluded Maryon Park. It is here he spots Jane, played by the elegant Vanessa Redgrave, who appears to be trying to playfully lure her elderly beau towards the trees… a stroll in the trees…  Thomas innocently captures the couple on film from the glade until Jane sees him and suddenly her mood changes. She runs up to confront Thomas and demands the roll, accusing our voyeuristic snapper of invading her privacy.

 

He refuses, and smells a faint hint of rodent. Later on, Jane tracks him down at his trendy West London studio, where Thomas fobs her off with a different film. She leaves satisfied - and Thomas is intrigued by both her and her motive. So he starts to develop the real film from the park, and exposes something sinister in the process.

 

In a quest for answers, Thomas blows up each scene, frame by frame and hangs them up. Sleuth-like, he magnifies each dot until he his gruesome find is confirmed. Thomas returns to the park that night, where he is left with more questions than answers.  He returns to the studio to discover it has been ransacked. The film has gone, and so too, have all the blow-ups. Antonioni’s striking imagery combines the existential and abstract, and reality becomes blurred by the surreal purpleness.  Many questions are posed, namely - do we really only see what we want to see? And is it really true the camera never lies?

Antonioni also hints at a lower end subculture among the upper classes. He is at odds to dodge the fashionable ‘Swinging London’ zeitgeist characterised in the media.  In the outside scenes where Thomas drives through Central London, archetypical red London buses are carefully dodged.  So too are red telephone boxes, pillar boxes and Big Ben, and as if the optical illusion isn’t playful enough on the eyes, Antonioni jazzes up the cinematographic visual tone: he has both sides of a High Street shopping parade painted in bright red. 

 

Ali Catterall and Simon Wells, authors of ‘Your Face Here’, suggest the reddened Pride & Clarke shop fronts to have once existed in Woolwich Road, prior to the redevelopment of the through road. Admittedly it points to a likely location, considering Charlton Football Club’s 1966 cup success, with their Valley Ground literally overlooking Maryon Park, and whose home kit happens to be red: the owners might have been willing participants to the makeover. Contrastingly, on John and Brian Tunstill’s website ‘Reel Streets’ the location is revealed to be Stockwell Road, in Stockwell, just a few miles off. Evidence shows the 1966 red grinning through today’s flaking masonry paint. 

 

But it’s beyond the black wrought-iron gates that the profound, oblique intrigue harbours – as I was about to discover for myself.  As Thomas steps along the Tarmac pathway blackened by Antonioni’s set handymen, we are faced with the possibility of suffering from deceptive perception. Paths painted blacker? Grass painted greener? Trees painted browner? Shops painted red, and the overlooking backyards whitewashed – Antonioni must have had a colourful time in London in 1966! Having so far researched from the confines of my computer, I feel drawn to Maryon Park.  I had to go there to see for myself…

 

 

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t’s an icy morning, over the Woolwich Ferry and along Woolwich Road when I spot the daunting tree tops poking at the clear blue sky over Charlton’s frosty rooftops.  Up the dead-end and through the gates, the path climbs a little, before Maryon Park suddenly opens up, invitingly.

 

The well-kept secret garden reveals a brace of tennis courts in the centre of a huge flat lawn that reaches out to the woody periphery and rose beds. The courts are quiet today, like they were when the rag-ball student mime artists perform their surreal game of tennis minus balls and rackets in the closing cuts of Blow Up.  Taking a left up the steep steps leads me to Cox’s Mount, the flattened out, grassy plateau where Thomas makes his dark discovery. Little has changed since sorely missed Hemmings hopped over the fence to secretly click-click-click at the odd couple. The once whitewashed backs of houses lie hidden behind overgrown trees over to my right, and to my immediate left, One Canada Square dominates the City skyline.  It’s tranquil, yet the chilly ether is charged with a profound melancholic calm. The rustling leaves overhead and the muffled traffic below never quite match the motions of the trees swaying above or the busy road I’ve just driven along below.  It’s as if the sound has been turned down, muted. Or at least, that’s my cognizance. Deception is rife.

 

Upon my descent a geological clue lies to Maryon Park’s ancient pre-existence as a chalk gravel pit, long since filled in and levelled out. Before that? A Roman settlement.  A shiver comes crawling up my spine like the night I heard Walk On By through the ether in the dead of night -  when I’m told the place has it’s own ghost.  I also sense my privacy has been silently and sneakily invaded… like I was being studiously watched the whole time by Thomas, and his Nikon. 

Suddenly a forthcoming and astute park keeper points me to a place on the wall where a commemorative plaque once sat. “Vandals...” he said, “they kept spoiling it so we took it down. It was in our hut but I haven’t seen it for a while. We often get people here because of the film... What  was that film called again?”

 

When I told Hugh during a Burning Up Times interview I had been there, he was intrigued. He also added it was a shame the Walk On By video was never shown, “apart from once at the ICA, that is.” I momentarily relay the deceptive nature of the trees in the park, and mention the one thing missing from The Stranglers coolest promotional video – The Stranglers: “Oh - they’re in it,” Hugh adds with tongue in cheek. “But only as cardboard cut-outs.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your Face Here: British Cult Movies Since the 60s - Ali Catterall and Simon Wells (4th Estate) ISBN 0-00-714554-3 2002

Reel Streets: British Feature Film Locations: www.reelstreets.com/blow_up.htm

The Walk On By video can be found here: www.stranglenet.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

JJ Burnel in France

The Bare, Naked Truth!!!

 

On the eve of launching PDF issue one - I called JJB on his moby to clarify the 5 Minutes French ad-libs for the final piece, and left him a message. He duly got back to me that afternoon to spill the beans, but then I had an idea to ask him some really cheesy questions. In fact they were so aux fromages, Dom, nearly went and bought some Jacobs Cream Crackers to go with them! Needless to say, my work suffered the mighty  editing sword. It was outed. So I stuck them on here for you...

 

10 things you need to know about JJ Burnel while

he rips up the autoroutes in the south of France.

Out the way of get!

 

  1. What’s in your pockets right now?

Actually, nothing. I don’t have any pockets… I’m completely naked. I’ve been skinny–dipping in a pool so I’m standing here dripping wet! I’m on my holidays. After all the summer festivals, it’s holiday-time.

  1. What’s the last thing you bought?

A cup of coffee for 2 ½ Euros. Before that? Petrol.

  1. What’s your favourite tipple?

Wine.

  1. What’s your favourite meal?

The first one I have with my mother when I return. Usually simple Normandy fare: soup de Poisson with stuffed tomatoes with minced beef, pork and veal, a big green salad with vinaigrette and a nice bottle of rose.

  1. What’s the last book you read?

The Famous Five from my mother’s library, and The Unfettered Mind by Thakuan Soho.

  1. What’s the last CD you played?

Manu Ciao when I was in Nantes.

  1. What’s your favourite place?

Inside a juicy ******! Ha! Don’t put that! Put on the seat of my motorcycle.

  1. What’s your favourite motorcycle?

Triumph RS Sport, which is what I’ve got.

  1. What’s your favourite Stranglers song?

I usually say the one we’re working on… but the one I think is very underrated is Baroque Bordello.

  1. What’s the ringtone on your mobile?

Something by Tchaikovsky, think. The other phone has gone now. What was that ringtone?

 

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